This is the Jacksonville Times-Union Newspaper, a real news outlet having to clear up an Onion story.
I love this world.
I wish I were shocked by this, I really do…
Voice over; Don LaFontaine-
In a world where ignorance runs rampant in the streets, where satire becomes fact and one publication throws monkey wrenches into all the dull witted gears. Who will save them from believing everything they read?…
(Source: The Onion)
