So this happened.
Any excuse I have to use this one is good enough for me:
Today I tried to explain to somebody why dog shaming is so fucking funny. I guess you either get it or you don’t.
that last dog gives no fucks. You can tell by his eyes. He’s going to do it again and again and YOU CAN’T STOP HIM (or HER)
oh god i am actually crying right now actual tears are coming out of my eyes i’m laughing so hard i think my skull is going to explode
Oh GRUD! Underwear, shoes, hats. Basically anything that smells like Mommy or Daddy. And a weird taste for electronics; TV remotes, iPods. Caught him gumming my cellphone once. Gave me a look like, ‘What’ I didn’t actually BITE it. I was just… Licking it… Yes.’ My dog is a gadget nerd and it’s not really a good thing.
(Source: 2doxiesand2manyshoes, via fatbodypolitics)