how do you get yourself in this situation?
I want to print out this picture
and tape it up on my bathroom mirror
so that every time I start to feel like I’m fucking up my entire life
I can look at it and go
“at least you’re not that guy”
He’s done. Usain Bolt(28mph)can’t even get away from this thing(30mph), and he not looking like Usain Bolt…
Whelp, looks like somebody went dippin’ in the wrong watering hole. Won’t be doing THAT again. Ever.
(Source: jaggedfragments, via thefantabulousspidergreg)